May 2013
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ianmckellening:
i like that part in iron man 3 where the whole movie
April 2013
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kobayashimarooned:
padalackles:
dent-arthur-dent:
drarna:
i love how the two most cited love stories of all time are romeo & juliet and titanic and they both involve teenagers who knew each other for less than a week
and Leonardo DiCaprio played the male lead in both them.
And he died in both of them
and he still didn’t win an oscar
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March 2013
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“Live the life you’d be envious of if you saw someone else living it. This is my...”
– Olivia Munn (via simply-quotes)
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“He did say I fascinated him, but he really should have clarified to me that I...”
– Abbi Glines, Breathe (via simply-quotes)
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drive-ride-drive:
I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
February 2013
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chimpanzeejim:
so my parents were gone for 2 days and I switched most of our family photos with pictures of steve buscemi…
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houndoom:
people who act like hot shit when they’re really just room temperature shit
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jennahamilton:
you cant show me movies and television shows about ghosts and zombie apocalypses while giving me books with adventures featuring heroes fighting for the sake of the world and tales of demigods and wizards and then expect me to be content living in a world where you work at a job five days a week and come home at night to do it all over again until you die
skittleston:
crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self they’ve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but they’re not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
Getting attracted to one of your characters and...
for-the-love-of-the-words:
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thisurlisunavailable:
thisurlisunavailable:
i wonder what the weirdest fanfiction is
found it
great-escaape:
nerdycouture:
keelychu:
we are 16 years old please stop saying “fudge” instead of “fuck”
what if we said “fuck” instead of “fudge”
like “oh man i could go for some hot fuck on my sundae”
sounds about right
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halloween-with-hiddles:
yourdailyhiddles:
...
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worship-the-emenator-because-she:
sluttytobias:
sluttytobias:
what did earth say to the other planets?
wow. you guys have no life.
oh my god
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whovianletthedaleksout:
r0sekanaya:
nombre means name in spanish but it means number in french
“what’s your nombre?” was I making light conversation in spanish or was I hitting on you in French
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lord-of-the-swings:
i found this picture of leonardo dicaprio
so i just
im sorry.
tomhiddlesbitch:
pichuscrat:
no-good-usernames-available:
raspberrying:
On a scale of 1 to Boo Radley how often do you leave your room
Anne Frank
my new favourite text post on tumblr
Emily Dickenson
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twwinkies:
twwinkies:
okay so im on vacation and we have this rental car with a GPS already installed and one of the buttons says OTP but i dont know what it does
omg seriously im scared to press it what if it displays gay porn on the window shIELDS
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technicolortardis:
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doctorwhovengerlock:
kanyewesticle:
it’s a 1 not L
we’ve been doing it wrong
So it’s technically tumboner?
And suddenly everything makes so much more sense.
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